Hints She May Be a Lesbian
10. Won't stop searching for your clit
9. Call your penis "putrid man meat"
8. Strange messages from Janet Reno on the answering machine.
7. Vomits every time you have sex
6. Has "Lisa" tattooed on her ass
5. Makes you wear a kd lang mask while you do it
4. Begs you to get breast implants
3. Gets moist at seafood restaurants
2. Yells out your sister's name during sex
1. Tuna breath