Sex Jokes


Hints He May Be Gay
10. Vomits every time he sees you naked
9. Wants you to wear a fake beard when you make love
8. Named his dog Prada
7. Keeps referring to the sauna at his gym as "the baths".
6. Calls his proctologist a "male gynocologist."
5. Tells you that wall sconces will really brighten up the room.
4. Looks like he just ate a glazed donut
3. Gets you a Playgirl subscription for your birthday
2. Calls your strap-on dildo his boyfriend
1. The big pink triangle on his t-shirt


You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber

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