Sex Jokes


Excuses When She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
10. I bought it as a present for you
9. It's a home improvement magazine. Really.
8.I thought it might help me identify gay guys, so I can avoid them.
7. A guy in there looks just like me, might be my long lost brother
6. I was considering modeling for them
5. I'm into photography, they use some nteresting lighting choices.
4. Wait a second! These aren't horses!
3. I like looking at the latest hairstyles
2. Must be gay ghosts in the house
1. I read it for the articles


You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber

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