Sex Jokes


Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
10. Do you need help massaging your new breasts?
9. Let me be your backstreet boy
8. Sometimes I wear red vinyl too
7. I'm writing my dissertation on your lyrics, and I have a few questions
6. I'll show you my scar if you show me yours
5. I've been hot for you since you were a mouseketeer
4. Well, Hel-LO, there, Christina!
3. baby, I got your big mac right here!!
2. Need help with that algebra homework?
1. Hit me baby one more time


You Need Viagra
She Finds Your Copy of Hung Studz
She Catches You in Her Panties
Bad Condom Names
Bad Arguments for Anal Sex
Hints She Might be a Transsexual
Bad Pickup Lines for Britney Spears
She Shouldn't Say During Sex
She Should Say After a Blowjob
Bad Nicknames for Your Penis
Hints He Might Be Gay
Hints She Might Be Lesbian
Excuses for Not Performing Cunnilingus
Excuses for Not Performing Fellatio
Bad Nicknames for Her Vagina
You Catch Her Blowing the Plumber

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