Sex Jokes

 

What You Wish She'd Say After a Blowjob
10. Gee, that's yummy
9. How much do I owe you?
8. I'm gonna tell all my friends how great you are!
7. You really quenched my thirst
6. Lets pop my cherry next!
5. You make a great pacifier
4. You're so huge, I could barely get you in my mouth
3. More, please
2. Oops! I spilled some! I'll just save it for later
1. I'm drinking milk for good

 

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Hints He Might Be Gay
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