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What You Hope She Won't Say During Sex

10. See, Monistat doubles as a lubricant
9. Maybe you should put your clothes back on 
8. Would you just hold me?
7. Guess you forgot to take your Viagra again
6. Doesn't it feel natural? My surgeon is a genius
5. Be careful, you're crushing my crabs
4. Move your head I can't see the TV.
3. Your dad's so much better than this
2. If you feel any rough spots, don't worry, it's just warts
1. Is it in yet? 

 

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